what if everything you see right now is just a hallucination caused by inhaling oxygen
Is that why when you stop breathing you black out.
GUYS STOP MAKING ME QUESTION MY EXISTENCE
im not surprised when tumblr people are failing classes cause you guys are dumb as fuck
this is my favorite thing
Probably the first time ive actually been proud to be a catholic.
straighten your back, mate
NOW GO ON
woah thanks i really needed that today
tumblr user demeaniac doing little favors for tumblr one post at a time
FUCK THIS POST HAS SHOWED UP LIKE 10 TIMES TODAY AND I HAVE BEEN HUNCHED OVER EVERY FUCKING TIME
PLEASE KEEP THIS GOING it is the best reminder for me ever and I always need it omg
oh my god guys there’s someone downstairs and my mom’s asleep and i can’t remember if i locked the front door??
screw it okay i’ve got my phone and my pepper spray im going down there
UPDATE: I MAY HAVE JUST PEPPER SPRAYED SANTA
i’m just now recalling that my grandfather is famous for having shot the Easter Bunny i think this may be a family business
saving people…hunting things… The family business
So, these two met on my blog and it looked quite extraordinary.
I JUST FUCKING PISSED MYSELF IT FUCKING LOOKED AT ME JFC
advantages to wearing oversized sweaters:
- instant cute outfit with minimal effort
- it enhances the coziness when u drink hot beverages
- sweater paws are guaranteed to make u feel 43% more adorable
- u can unbutton ur jeans and no one will know
disadvantages to wearing oversized sweaters:
Guys think they’re totally not cute lol
the day i dress for a man is the day they dress me in my coffin to see jesus
blinking is like clapping for your eyes
just remember that ur eyelids are always applauding u and cheering u on even if nobody else is
This website is so inspirational